What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?